Moma the Magician!

So Moma comes up to me a little while ago and says "Hey mommy!! check out my awesome trick! I can make this penny disappear!"

So I say.... "Awesome! Let's see!

And she says "Okay, close your eyes!"

So I close my eyes but you know you never really close your eyes because you're afraid the kid is going to do something bad or stab you in the eye or something so you do that fake-i-have-my-eyes-closed-look and peek out the bottom of your lashes, and I see her put her hands behind her back.

Then she says "Open your eyes!! Ta-Da!!!"

So I open my eyes and there's no penny. I ask her where it went and she says "It's magic!!!"

So I check behind her back and sure enough the penny is gone!!

My little magician had shoved the penny right down into her panties!